Surf the crimson tide 

Giving a girl cunnilingus during menstration.

It looked like Wong ate a red popsicle after he surfed the crimson tide.

Surf the crimson tide by David Lee June 5, 2005

surf the pink beach 

1. when a female plays with her own clitoris.
2. stimulation of the pussy with one's hands.

1.Dandy was such a faggot, michelle had no choice but to use her own two hands and surf the pink beach.
2. Damn I'm horney, said shamiqua, I need to go the bathroom and surf my pink beach

surf the pink beach by jimmy jam February 13, 2005

Smurfs in the sack 

Blue Balls

Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?

Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early

Kenny: Damn did you finish?

Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack

Smurfs in the sack by Double Bs December 5, 2009

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs by shnarf May 26, 2008