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Heart of Stone on the Rock 

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!
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Seth To The Rock 

Essentially a miserable fail resulting in a win, or a clutch against all odds. It's basically pulling a complete 180, only the end result is typically extremely epic and/or significant.

Note: If you are witnessing or performing a Seth To The Rock moment it is ESSENTIAL that you scream "SETH TO THE ROCK!!!" or else it is considered just a win, not an epic win.
Football Player 1: "Our team was losing 4 -1 and there was only 45 seconds left on the clock, but then we got 2 miracle interceptions and a TD and won with 1 second left"
Football Player 2: "It was a SETH TO THE ROCK moment.

Teen 1: "Were playing search in MW2 and I was last alive vs. the the entire enemy team. I killed everyone with a riot shield and final kill was an across the map throwing knife to break the tie and win the game. It was a SETH TO THE ROCK moment.

The story of David and Goliath is an example of a SETH TO THE ROCK moment.

Diagram: FAIL ---> WIN = SETH ---> THE ROCK

smile on the rocks

Gin, Grenadine, and lemon juice poured over ice.
A smile on the rocks is not a 'grill', it's a drink.
smile on the rocks by PhilN February 19, 2006

Scotch on the rocks 

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.
Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.

The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server 

I got banned from The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server for arguing with the mods who were trying to convince me that there were 15 genders

Scrape the rock 

Doing the easiest task in a group project.
Jeff - Tommy, can you print 5 copies of this?

Tommy - Sure, somebody has to scrape the rock

smell what The Rock is cooking 

This quote is refering to what the famous wrestler 'The ROCK' says when he is about to smash into someone.

It basically means 'do you know what's on my mind ?'
--when a girl undresses you while talking in a foreign language--

-I've got no idea what you mean but I can smell what The Rock is cooking...