Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.

Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter

by AustinSmallbone March 06, 2009

pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.

I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!

by KL June 02, 2003

Combo Platter

When a man has recieved 2 or more, different sexually transmitted diseases...on his wangular area

poor dave delmonico gave lady jessica the horrific " Combo Platter" served with a delicious side salad, after he recieved numerous STDs thru the village bike!!!!

by Jam OUT!!!! May 03, 2005

Platter Gut

Of, or having, the human condition/beingness of being able to put a four inch or larger diameter plate or platter at the apex peak of the gut

That guy has a platter gut

by Eddietaps79 May 18, 2021

Tillchang Platter

A term use to reference caucausian males and their adundant love for asian cuisine. Usually one must order or state their love of chinese food at least 5 - 7 times a week to qualify as a "Tillchang Platter".

Damn did Bill order chinese good again!?!? That's the 5th time this week! That guy is a serious Tillchang Platter...WOOT!WOOT!

by Francis Begovich February 06, 2007

Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.

Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!

by CaptainRyeboto March 04, 2009

Pittsburgh Platter

To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.

Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!

by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003