The Bronx Position

The only posoition in which it is possible to see the back of one's dick.

Yo, that bitch had me in the Bronx Position, now I need a change of pants.

by Dick Taint August 3, 2009

The Noah Position

You get your nearest bi-sexual friend and shit in his mouth. Then You Fuck his penis hole.

"Last night I did the Noah Position on him"
"no WAY"

by I LOVE UGG BOOTS April 28, 2010

The Ankha Position

The Ankha Position is where you play the Ankha Zone music and do the things Ankha does to the villager in THAT video.

Frank:Dude,me and my girlfriend did The Ankha Position last night
Tom:bro that’s so weird,or cool,I don’t know how I should react,how do you do it?
Frank:just watch Ankha Zone and play the music then let her do whatever the cat did to the villager.
Tom:alright bet

by The gayest clown July 15, 2022

The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.

person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman

by daddy jim March 26, 2021

The 79 position

the art of sitting on one others ass and shitting in each others ass and then performing anal sex or {toe anal}after

"man we did the 79 position last night and i still feel retained pieces"

by Toe anal June 15, 2018

The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.

I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.

by JT rodilo December 18, 2017

the default position

When a girl wants to fuck but she’s a noob.

hey you tryna fuck?? yeah but i’m a default so we gotta do the default position

by thatdefaultdoe August 17, 2018