The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

The milk'n'ing

When she's in heat and wants it real bad and you have to give it up. (And you only have one utter).

There was 2 stripes on the test strip and now you have to put out.

Ah fuck she's ovulating time for the milk'n'ing.

by Gooeytomato June 14, 2025

ill get the milk!

The Magic Word To Dissapear

Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*

1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?

by Cursed_Spoon September 14, 2019

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

by fatfucc February 11, 2020

shake the milk

Bouncin them titties!

Lemmy stares at himself in the mirror as he tries to shake the milk.

by Leemmmmmmyyyyyy February 22, 2019

Pour the milk

To begin a mano-e-mano conversation, a tete-a-tete, usually concerning one's recent experiences with the opposite sex over a cup of white, chocolate, or strawberry milk.

Jim: I heard you banged Trixy last night, tell me about it dude.
Frank: Shh, not here man, we'll pour the milk in a more private area.

by Bro Jonze February 11, 2008