the_duck_albert

The_duck_albert is an nice tall person who cares about people but when you ask him a question he’ll give you the truth and what he thinks really nice guy AND HE IS REALLY FUNNY ISTG/pos

the_duck_albert?

by Mars? April 5, 2022

Soap the duck

A juicy blow job from a big lipped woman

Cant wait for my girl to come over and soap the duck

by Soap the duck March 18, 2017

Jerry The Duck

Jerry is a Duck who is famous on TikTok, he is usually found in a pool, or in the bathtub, or in the toilet.

It’s Jerry the duck

by Iamboredsoidothis August 28, 2019

Benson the duck

Benson is a toy led duck, who became popular due to the YouTuber/streamer Tubbo. Tubbo got the toy led duck in a stream called: Tubbo’s Chat Goes Shopping for $1000! Tubbo officially names the duck in his stream titled: Tubbo Unboxes $1000 Worth of Items w/ Ranboo!

I want Benson the duck, He’s so cute!
Don’t you love Tubbo’s cute LED, Benson the duck?

by Koio July 10, 2021

Fuck the Duck

Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.

"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

Rip the Duck

Taking a nasty lax shot

Bro: Bro, let's go shoot. I'm gonna rip the duck
Guy: Whatever. I like baseball. And dudes.

by laxabunga123 January 29, 2010

Fuck the duck until exploded

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.

I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

by sanvein December 4, 2010