Barret

Barret is man who usually pays the mom because he is too stupid to realize the kid he is raising is not his.

"Barret's kid" is cute

by Honkkey November 16, 2021

Barret bite

When you put your thumb behind the charging handle of a barret 50cal sniper rifle and send it, ripping your thumb half way off.

Yes the person writing this has endured a barret bite.

by Moobearcankletops May 7, 2024

Trevan Barret

4’5” short asf boy who likes to put stuff in peoples hair, his nickname is parmesan cheese, he also rides bikes with his best friend Sabastian Parkison

Me : *walking in the hallway*
Trevan Barret : SABASTIAN I SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND **slaps my hair with hand sanitizer**

by Xx_Vista08_why November 12, 2022

Mr. Barret

A man whose teaching skills exceed expectations in a positive manner.

Someone: Man, I really hate my teacher, her teaching skills sucks!
Someone else: Heh, sucks. Imagine not having a Mr. Barret.

by A super super feminine person November 10, 2022

The Barret

receiving oral sex from an amateur one day, and then the same person a second day in a row.

Barret met this girl on friday, and totally got 'The Barret!'

by Detriadsfkjlasdfjklas November 9, 2010

Lolland and Barret

When something is just so hilarious you must stuff your face with discount whey protein and cod liver oil to stop the laughter.

Clarke: "wha da dily yo? brudda, what'sgoin' down?"

Fred: "hmmmhhhhmmhhh"

Jamal: "He can't jive boy! his mouth full o' ta da brim wit

sheeit. he just had uh mad case o' Lolland and Barret. Don't make me shank ya na!"

Clarke: "Sheeeeeeit! just like mammy."

by biggarygraham January 12, 2011

Barret Boy

Retarded 13/14 year old 'hard' lads.
They appear to have got it in to their heads they are from 'da hood' and are 'da business'...unfortunately not.
They use words such as;
Beef, Lid, Grok, Maaaate nd other worthless crap..please don't copy these fools.

Barret Boy#1- Goin up de park dis weekend to get stoned, yehhhh lid.
BB#2- Yehhh lid, nd we'll get pissed n ev.
Normal Person- *Rolls Eyes* For fuck sake..do you actually think your hard?!
BB#2- *Starts Going ooo Like A Tard* You startin a Beef, lid

by Aimee Stone December 15, 2008