Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Tether SMP

A Minecraft server in which your health, hunger, and XP are all tied to one other player.

"Yo, are you in the Tether SMP?"
"I built a giant Jesus in the Tether SMP!"

by Novinity April 11, 2025

on the tether

On house arrest, usually with a tracking device around one's ankle. Like a horse tethered to a post; you can't go anywhere.

Nah, man, you gotta come over to chill. You know they got me on the tether n' shit!

by The Infragable Krunk April 18, 2015

hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.

1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

by Rogue6 June 15, 2013

the tether ball

When you wrap your balls around another mans dick and then proceed to jerk him off.

Last night Dave and I played the tether ball, he loved it.

by JoeyTerrifying December 31, 2014

Neural Tether

To make love in such a way that you switch bodies, and enter a state of zen.

“I’ve never felt anything more poetic than a neural tether with a like minded lover”

by NemoNihil December 13, 2022

The Tether SMP

a really really cool smp.
(you should join)
h t t p s : / / y o u t u . b e / A x a - q 7 V H t G s

In "The Tether SMP" your health, hunger and exp are all tied to another person.

by Your Casual Dumbass April 4, 2025