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tend my sheep 

Tending someone's sheep is taking a razor and shaving a guys Hairy ball sack
Damn last night gina had to tend my sheep.
tend my sheep by Sheepyballs July 30, 2017
I chicken tender or chicken finger witch is

Referd as a chicken give me tendys
As a young boy who wants the sweet sweet tendys as he is holding up a 9mm

Handgun to the sweet tendys

teddy graham soup 

Making some teddy graham soup today.
teddy graham soup by 13anon37 December 9, 2016

sweaty teddy 

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!
Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?
Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.
sweaty teddy by Spyderguy September 14, 2007

sweaty teddy 

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."