Texas sex train

When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.

Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?

Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights

Simon-Pussy

by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018

Texas Shot Glass

the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.

Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.

by grubdog November 13, 2019

Texas Soirée

The act of pissing inside someone’s ass, or vagina.

Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”

by leavesomefortherestofus April 12, 2020

Texas Switch

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.

Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!

by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008

Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.

I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.

by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006

texas standoff

Noun. When two men try to Texas beltbuckle each other at the same time and the first one to look at their competitors nut sack loses.

Last week I was in the locker room and saw a pair of ballsacks in a Texas standoff.

by RODman September 13, 2013

Texas Southern University

An HBCU in Houston, Texas. Its origins can be traced to Heman Sweatt, an African-American who applied to the University of Texas Law School in the 1940's. The university did not admit blacks. Rather than admit him, the state of Texas created an entire university and law school for blacks, which eventually came to be known as Texas Southern University and the Thurgood Marshall School of Law.

I'll be attending Texas Southern University in the Fall.

by GilGam April 17, 2010