teeny bopper 

Firstly, i would like to correct a few misconceptions that have been made about the teeny bopper group. Teeny boppers, are NOT typically blonde, they do NOT hail from a particular age group, they are NOT sluts (to be a slut, you have to have slept with multiple partners in a short space of time). Now to my attacks on the people who have previously defined teeny bopper. Saying other people are mainstream DOESNT make you alternative. Bagging out other bands for being MAINSTREAM doesnt make you alternative. Naming bands that seem alternative, DOESNT make you so. Not having any other insult to call someone, doesnt NOT make them a teeny bopper by default. Now, i will leave my corrections, for there are too many.

Teeny boppers are people who are obsessed with being "cool". They are loud, and obnoxious, and often laugh at things that are not funny. Sometimes, i have found, they put on American accents when recounting things (not too sure what thats about).
Below are some examples, undoubtedly there are more, however, there are too may to list, and i have too little time.

P.S Saying you want to kill teeny boppers, doesnt mean you arent one. It means youre psycho.

1. Teeny boppers dress entirely in supre.
2. They scan magazines for the "what's hot" column.
3. They don't care if it looks like shit on them, as long as it's in this months GIRLFRIEND.
4. DeY tYpE n SmS lyYkZ dIzZ.
5. They "play" soccer at lunch, for the sole purpose of skanking around the opposite sex.
6. They often have "i love (insert name of most recent encounter)" in their msn nicknames.

teeny bopper by Dr. Proficient October 3, 2006

teeny bopper 

An odd species of n00b that displays the following traits...

-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"

Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.

"Break out the frags, guys, it's Teeny Bopper season."

teeny bopper by Alec December 10, 2004

teeny bopper 

stupid kids who stalk theyr fave 'punk' band obsessively, know everything about them and keep sayin 'OMG hes sooooo cute..'

look that kid followin that guy from that band around....shes such a teeny bopper....lets go shoot her..

teeny bopper by miss chloe August 13, 2003

teeny bopper 

a kid between 10-15 who acts grown up by wearing their backpacks to malls, bringing drinks to school, wearing differnt kinds of shoes every day, not using proper grammer(aiight, aint, etc), walking with a group of 5 or more, taking things from someone as if it was for free(a.k.a. freeloader), and MORE.

teeny boppers are gay.

teeny bopper by e|2iC May 23, 2003

Teeny Bopper 

The most annoying bitch's in the world. People who Absolutley LOVE MTV. They perfer Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, 50 Cent, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte over Amazing Influencial bands like Queen, Led Zeppelin, Alice Cooper and the Beatles. They can either be ghetto sluts or Ugly Fake Goth's who Listen to MCR and has never heard a real band in their life. They Love shopping for rediculous clothing like "Princess" or "Myspace Celebrity" written on the T-shirt. They wish they were the girls on America's next top model, and absolutley Love Gay men. espechally male fashion designers. Teeny Boppers are unintelligent, they usually type words like "DIS, WUT? R U RILLI?" and "N Den lyke ma mum walkz in n says tuRn down ur H2w+h()rn3 h3!ghtz cd!!!11111!11! it hurT ! cr!d!!11!"

"Anyone who watches MTV is a teeny bopper, and that means you suck"

Teeny Bopper by vvvvxgxxxg November 2, 2006

teeny bopper 

Teenage whore. They like to listen to shit music to be in a group. They flock around their tvs watchin MTV to see whats hip. They deck themselves out at hot topic to be like avril laving or good charlote or wear skimpy clothes when they are fat as hell and have backacne to be like britney spears. they always watch american idol and always vote for the gay guy. they are one of the most hated people in the world, next to terrorists.

Breaking news: The government ordered the genocide of teeny boppers.

teeny bopper by Rawr June 15, 2003

Teeny bopper 

Teeny boppers are basically try hards, or young girls who are really..well...girly..

wearing alot of pink.

giggle about boys.

wear incredibly short mini skirts..

frilly things/beads/lots of layers and bright clothes.

Hanging out near all the cool cats pretending they're just as cool...THEY'RE NOT!

run around screaming and squealing.

always carry little tiny handbags on their shoulders full of their makeup.

obbsessed with lipgloss.

flip their hair all the time.

scream when they get a msg.

walk around in groups of friends that all look alike..

wear matching clothes as all their little friends.

sworn enemy of the emo/scene kids..yahoo!!

Go to alot of bluelights.

Fake stuff just to get attention.

Listen to simple plan and good charlotte.

but also listen to girly music.

wear high heels even though they're 12 and cant walk in them.

aNd ThEy AlSo TyPe LiKe ThIs BeCaUsE aPpArEnTlY tHiS iS tHe CoOl WaY tO tYpE.

it isnt.

so stop that.

most are sluts.

or pretend they are to look good.

Dont.

THE END!

Teeny bopper conversation.

"oh my gosh! that boy is soooo hot..he was totally looking at you!"

"oh my gosh no way! maybe I should giggle really loudly as I walk past and get him to notice me!"

"oh my god do it!!!!!!!"

Teeny bopper by Lucy lambent™ February 7, 2007