by TEGOC January 4, 2004
Get the tego calderon mug.A Hybrid of human and forces yet unknown to mankind.
They tend to come off as bi polar but really they just have a quicker mental reflex to your bullshit and revert to a neutral state after a certain amount of time ranging between 5 seconds and never.
Name meaning: Welsh:Beautiful, poet, philosopher( male variant), fair, pretty.
In the New Welsh however, it also means plaything.
-All Tegans are connected by a hive mind complex.
-Never feed a Tegan after midnight.
-Have a high tolerance for WEIRD.
-Have little tolerance for bullshit, if any.
-The filter that separates the brain and the mouth is thin if at all existent.
-Tend to troll
-Are typical Tsundere's
-Females aren't particularly feminine.
-Jury is still out on the males.
-Have no particular sense of shame in regards to social stigma.
-Don't get all worked up about bullshit, big or small.
-Tend to function better under stress.
-Are nocturnal.
-Feed off of music and internet trolls.
-Make great house pets.
-Aren't particularly opinionated
-When pushed, will bite.
-Will follow commands if they care about the person issuing them enough, if not you will have a new ass hole in less than 5 seconds.
Be wary of Evil Tegans they use their powers for dastardly deeds.
They tend to come off as bi polar but really they just have a quicker mental reflex to your bullshit and revert to a neutral state after a certain amount of time ranging between 5 seconds and never.
Name meaning: Welsh:Beautiful, poet, philosopher( male variant), fair, pretty.
In the New Welsh however, it also means plaything.
-All Tegans are connected by a hive mind complex.
-Never feed a Tegan after midnight.
-Have a high tolerance for WEIRD.
-Have little tolerance for bullshit, if any.
-The filter that separates the brain and the mouth is thin if at all existent.
-Tend to troll
-Are typical Tsundere's
-Females aren't particularly feminine.
-Jury is still out on the males.
-Have no particular sense of shame in regards to social stigma.
-Don't get all worked up about bullshit, big or small.
-Tend to function better under stress.
-Are nocturnal.
-Feed off of music and internet trolls.
-Make great house pets.
-Aren't particularly opinionated
-When pushed, will bite.
-Will follow commands if they care about the person issuing them enough, if not you will have a new ass hole in less than 5 seconds.
Be wary of Evil Tegans they use their powers for dastardly deeds.
"Tegans start off their lives as normal humans until named, with the name comes the awesomeness of all previous incarnations of the Tegan species.
These powers include:
-Extreme internal, mental, spiritual, or physical beauty more than likely more than one, sometimes all of the above.
-Supernatural abilities in the Ultima sub-species.
-Evil abilities in the Omega sub species."
-The big book of real mythical creatures, internet addition.
These powers include:
-Extreme internal, mental, spiritual, or physical beauty more than likely more than one, sometimes all of the above.
-Supernatural abilities in the Ultima sub-species.
-Evil abilities in the Omega sub species."
-The big book of real mythical creatures, internet addition.
by Summon-a-bitch November 18, 2011
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Get the Tegan Quin mug.Tabby had tegan face when she saw a box of kittens being lit on fire but then used her gif god powers to exterminate the flames.
by createthedog March 10, 2010
Get the Tegan Face mug.1. The name of the farm that Randy Marsh grows weed on.
2. A word used to describe weed to people who should be high, but aren't.
2. A word used to describe weed to people who should be high, but aren't.
person 1: "I've never smoked before"
person 2: "You need some God damn Tegridy"
Or
Randy Marsh: "You want to witness some real actual history? Back in the day George and a few of the founding fathers did have hemp farms cause they knew the meaning of hard work and in-Tegridy. But then our country did lose its way, and began a war on drugs that was and still is just a war on people. And then a bunch of young corporate Banker types come along, telling us we're all in the new normal as they try to turn God's green miracle into an easy buck for themselves. They even hire a bunch of Hollywood directors to make them all look hip and cool, but you know what? Fuck those guys. They ain't got no in-Tegridy, the truth is this country's always been people with in-Tegridy, all fighting for the one thing they can agree on. That's why Tegridy is donating 100% of its profits to right the wrongs of the drug war until weed is legal nation-wide. You see, that's Tegridy. Those other guys? No Tegridy. Do you want some fucking Tegridy? Don't you wish everyone had some God damn Tegridy? Well soon, everyone can-Tegridy weeeed.
person 2: "You need some God damn Tegridy"
Or
Randy Marsh: "You want to witness some real actual history? Back in the day George and a few of the founding fathers did have hemp farms cause they knew the meaning of hard work and in-Tegridy. But then our country did lose its way, and began a war on drugs that was and still is just a war on people. And then a bunch of young corporate Banker types come along, telling us we're all in the new normal as they try to turn God's green miracle into an easy buck for themselves. They even hire a bunch of Hollywood directors to make them all look hip and cool, but you know what? Fuck those guys. They ain't got no in-Tegridy, the truth is this country's always been people with in-Tegridy, all fighting for the one thing they can agree on. That's why Tegridy is donating 100% of its profits to right the wrongs of the drug war until weed is legal nation-wide. You see, that's Tegridy. Those other guys? No Tegridy. Do you want some fucking Tegridy? Don't you wish everyone had some God damn Tegridy? Well soon, everyone can-Tegridy weeeed.
by Patton 19 November 12, 2020
Get the Tegridy mug.Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.
Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams
by teganeffect June 6, 2013
Get the Tegan Syndrome mug.Any hamrlessly self-cetered being or act; perpetraitor is usually cute in appearence. A Tegoshi yuya(or a tegoshi yuya act) will use their "seemingly" oblivious characters to manipulate others into doing whatever they want.
A tegoshi yuya act occurs in forms such as...
tego- I'm thirsty!
friend 1- Here's some water *pours*
tego- water makes me hungry ><
friend 2- I'll go buy some food, friend 1 pass me my jacket, please!
tego- I'm so tired *yawns*
friend 3- You can sleep on my shoulder while friend 1 pours you water and friend 2 buys you food!
example 2
tego- wowww~~ what a nice bag you have, Louis Vitton is my favorite! X)
"best" friend- ohh you like Louis Vuitton?
tego- yeah, but I don't have enough money to buy it, of course ^^;;
*a few days later*
tego- wowww~~ an LV jacket for winter!! you shouldn't have =O I can't accept it!
"best" friend- no! I insist!! Take it as an early easter present! :D
tego- I'm thirsty!
friend 1- Here's some water *pours*
tego- water makes me hungry ><
friend 2- I'll go buy some food, friend 1 pass me my jacket, please!
tego- I'm so tired *yawns*
friend 3- You can sleep on my shoulder while friend 1 pours you water and friend 2 buys you food!
example 2
tego- wowww~~ what a nice bag you have, Louis Vitton is my favorite! X)
"best" friend- ohh you like Louis Vuitton?
tego- yeah, but I don't have enough money to buy it, of course ^^;;
*a few days later*
tego- wowww~~ an LV jacket for winter!! you shouldn't have =O I can't accept it!
"best" friend- no! I insist!! Take it as an early easter present! :D
by the incredible man October 21, 2007
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