tahitian 

adj. of the highest quality; great, awesome, or super sweet.

Damn, that shit was tahitian.

tahitian by matt March 16, 2004

tahitian breakfast

when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!

i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!

tahitian breakfast by tha bishop November 15, 2006

Tahitinui 

A Hawaiian who insists Hawaiians are from Tahiti, instead of Samoa, the place where all Tahitians and Hawaiians come from.

Kimo: "Eh, brah, you haoles fuckas, we not Samoans, we Tahitians, Tahitinuis, brah."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, calm down you Ufa, the evidence makes clear all Tahitians and Hawaiians are originally from Samoa."
Kimo: "Brah, doctah Jones, you fucka, I no care what the fucking evidence suggests, brah, all I know is I not was Samoan."
Dr. Jones: "Kimo, I hope to see you in your GED class next week, and bring your mother and father too, as they finish their basic literacy class, okay, Kimo."

Tahitinui by Mahdaf Fak Ah June 17, 2009

Tahitian Face Mask 

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

Tahitian Face Mask by Dyl-o-rama January 15, 2006

Tahitian Tummy Sticks 

A game played by two or more males, where they stand close enough together to engage their penises in a sort of "sword fight". The object of the game is to be the first to ejaculate, as the last person to ejaculate has to clean the "splash area" with their tongue. A sort of Tahitian treat...

"Hey guys, in lieu of a stripper, what say we spice up this party with a rousing game of Tahitian Tummy Sticks?"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, no way dude", "how about you just kneel in the middle of the room and we'll treat you like a glazed donut, bitch"!?!

Tahitian Tummy Sticks by Jello Shotz December 17, 2016

Tahitian Fj 

Simultaneous tit job and foot job.

A Tahitian FJ occurs in one of two ways; first, a single women flexible enough to maneuver her feet towards her chest in order to pleasure a man with both her feet and tits at the same time. Second, or two women combine in the pleasuring of a man one performing the tit job while the other performs foot pleasure.

Tahitian Fj by w00dysays April 21, 2009

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe 

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe by "Big" Charlie April 3, 2007