Tarquin

Latin for wee drop

I was so excited I Tarquined

by Tarquin the Tessie August 5, 2022

Tarquin

A man named Luke gillam

I want to go to dinner with a Tarquin

by Tarquin identifier July 30, 2023

Tarquin

That one teacher's pet who thinks pigeons are superior, tells students to expect less holidays and more homework, hated by everyone else for a good reason, the son of James Mr. McIronCock, kisses pigeons but denies the allegations.

Tarquin: EVERYONE STOP MESSING AROUND!
Me: oh, shut up you pigeon-kisser.
*Throws a ball at Tarquin*

by RStickCat34 October 20, 2025