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Tanis

She’s a girl who give you advice but doesn’t apply it to herself. She is major thicc but is short, blonde, smart but not too smart. She’s one of the dumbest yet smartest people around. She has the confidence the size of a whale, and dislikes insecure girls who say that they are fat when they are 110 pounds. Go find a Tanis, she’ll love you to pieces. Just don’t give her crap or she’ll find a way to destroy you with her cute shortness. She’ll let you do anything other and when I say anything, I mean anything, and she’s super gullible. Tanis’ll give you a good prep talk to just listen.
Girl next to Tanis: Man, I’m so ugly.
Tanis: bitch shit up you’re fine. You could have a third arm but you don’t do stop ur whining.
Girl next to Tanis: .... ok
by Akween May 4, 2019
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Tanis

Is very shy but when you get to know him he is fun to hang around and has a big dick
Where’s tanis
by Dvbdkzhrr September 14, 2019
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Pulling a Tanis

Putting your business card around town everywhere and also putting signs on people's lawns who you do not work for.
There's Marty putting his signs everywhere again, pulling a tanis as usual
by Not Really JTanis7 May 30, 2017
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Tanis

A guy with a big dick and pulls many girls very and handsome
by Dvbdkzhrr December 7, 2019
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dirty tany

When a donkey with a tiny monkey tied to it is strapped to a remote operated parachute and throne out of a plane. When the parachute opens it is intended to land on a life size shit mural(a mural made with authentic human feces) made to look like Donald trumps face. If you hit the bullseye what follows is this… disco ball/laser light show begins while a shit load of fireworks explode way too low to the ground and the dj starts playing an experimental jazz version of la cucaracha.
Daddy Daddy! I want a dirty tany for my 10th birthday party!
by Phlimphlan man September 11, 2023
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Gabriella Tani

Get a job lil nigga womp womp womp
Gabriella Tani: “No im a lil broke nigga”
Womp womp womp
by Thisisme223 September 25, 2023
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Tanys

The best person you’ll ever meet normally nice and chill
Tanys is the best
by Smarty boy October 18, 2019
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