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Tangled Stinky

When shit gets stuck in the hair of your ass and it gets more solidified and it hurts to get it untangled so you just leave it there
person 1: I got a tangled stinky
person 2: bro you need a shower to untangle that stinky
person 1: I know I do
by Tangled stinky man August 14, 2016
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Mandy tangles

When a female has taken ecstasy in a pill or powder form for several hours/days and is monging out and unaware that she is tangling/matting her hair.
Oh no! Katie has been on it for 3 days and has major mandy tangles!!!
by Iloveturtles September 22, 2020
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tits in a tangle

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.
"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."
by MommaFox December 1, 2014
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tangled up

hillbilly slang for sex. often used in country music.
We about to get a little tangled up right about now
by gingeroo147 September 3, 2014
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tangle wizard

The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.
Dude I think the tangle wizard wrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.
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Man Tangle

A rare event in which three or more men become tangled, or stuck together.

Also see Man Jumble
Downhill mountain bikers crashing and getting stuck, with their bikes together, thus creating a Man Tangle.
by Mike Farnworth February 14, 2006
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Stick Tangling

A complete bullshit call in field hockey that the refs make up on spot. Complete non-sense and utter meaningless. Usually used to give one team a complete disadvantage.
Ref: "Home-team foul. Visiting team take ball."
Home-team: "For what? What was the foul?"
Ref: "Um, erm Stick Tangling."
Home-team: "Seriously. What the hell does that even mean?"
by The-Wall September 19, 2011
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