A campaign minion who is selected to make a public inflammatory and controversial charge against the other candidate and then "resign" or be "forced out" after the cat is already out of the bag.
Geraldine Ferraro played suicide surrogate this week after characterizing Barack Obama as an affirmative action candidate.
by doodahman March 13, 2008
Get the suicide surrogate mug.Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
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Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!
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Get the Surrogate meeting mug.A person who fulfills the vacancy to be the surrogate older sibling in a family where the oldest child has left home whilst the younger sibling(s) are still too young to move out. Such vacancies are commonly found on the Happy Family sticker in the rear windshield of the family car. This role often involves providing guidance, support, and companionship in the absence of the biological older sibling.
After my older brother left home for college, someone became the surrogate older sibling, helping me navigate school and life at home.
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He didn't realize he was a suffodater !!!
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I enjoy her company but she is a suffodater!
I only want a casual companion, not a suffodater!!!
He didn't realize he was a suffodater !!!
If I let this go on too long - he will suffodate me!
I enjoy her company but she is a suffodater!
by benben11 June 21, 2018
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