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it's the best damn sport in the world. why the hell would any girl want to play lax. you get a stick and you can't hit anyone? what the hells up with that? Softball is the only sport for girls that actually requires constant thinking, main reason why softball girls are smarter than lax girls. Ohhh lets run up and down a field chasing the person who has the ball, wooh loads of fun. NOT! GO SOFTBALL!!!
Go softball!
by Softball Rox My Sox! August 4, 2010
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national kiss a softball player day

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!
by yagirlri October 23, 2019
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softball

The only sport where girls can do it in under 120 minutes, and have 9 favorite positions!
Liberty Softball Rocks!! All beacuse of the Sugar Cookie!! Hehe!!
by Sugar Cookie, Baby! March 27, 2004
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softball

the hardest and best sport for women ever known to man some teams practice almost every day of the week for 4 hours every day with 9 different positions such as the pitcher, catcher, firstbase men, second base men, shortstop, thirdbase men, leftt feild, center feild, and right field. where pitching is the most important position on hte field!
Tyler- man your softball team works harder in one practice than our baseball team ever works

Allie- yea, i know thats why we're better than you.

Tyler- thats true you guys beat us 15 to 1 last time we played each ther
by softballchic17 May 27, 2007
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Cam N.A Softball

A softball team comprised of citigroup employees. They somehow managed to win the Stamford, Conn Thursday C league title with a left handed short stop. When not playing softball they consume cheap beer and yell "you/that/they stink!"
Petre: Heard you guys have a good sofbtall team.
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!
by CAM LEGG May 18, 2007
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Softball law

The law all softball players go by (and yes I mean the sport!) The law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and NEVER a c- ch- CHEERLEADER! Cheerleaders are softball players enimies.
Blond 1: So at like cheerleading rite...
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.
by Softball hottiexox January 20, 2010
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Softball

Best sport ever. Some people will say that softball is just baseball for girls, but that's not true. Also, people might think that softball is easier because we pitch underhand and use a bigger ball. That's just idiotic. If you get hit by a softball, it hurts more than a tiny baseball would. And pitching underhand is harder not only for pitchers, but for batters too. Softball is not for girly-girls either. You have to have stamina, strength, and determination to play this kickass game.
Sarah: Wow, softball practice was tough today. Look at this bruise from when Wiley accidently hit me.

Christina: That thing's huge!
Steve: Look at my bruise!
Sarah: What bruise?

Steve: The one on my knee!
Christina: That's miniscule. Sarah's is way bigger
by Weinermobile666 May 4, 2010
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