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Save Me A Draw ( S.M.A.D )

Asking someone to save you some of their cigarette.
Hey Dick Arse, Smad!
by Nickel Nigger April 17, 2006
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smad (smăd)
adjective.
1. Just the right amount.
2. Sufficient in quantity.
3. Accurate and correct in proportion.
4. Lacking excess, indulgence, or surfeit.
1. For a balanced and less bitter flavor, steep green tea just a smad, one to three minutes.
2. It takes a smad amount of milk to move the cereal in the bowl.
3. The ratio of butter to bun was smad.
4. The smad hors d’oeuvres whet my appetite.
by Bard Habit January 7, 2011
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Sagging Middle-Aged Divorcee. You see them out on the dance floors or at nightclubs all the time trying to re-live their glory days and find some other sap to sink their meat-hooks in to. They already got a house and kids from the divorce, but their junk still works so sex is used to get trips to Vegas and to get men to fix things around their house now that they don't have a husband in their lives to take them to Vegas and fix things around their house.
Dad, what do you do every other weekend and alternate major holidays and Mondays and Tuesdays when you don't have us? Smads chase me around while I chase after the future smads. Dad, what's a smad? Go ask your mother.
by eshommieinsd June 24, 2010
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A term used for a Dad whos smells bad

SMelly-dAD= SMAD
Child Arrives Home....

Child: eurgh what is that smell... oh SMADS HOME
by MilkyLeeeeeee September 26, 2009
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SMAD or S.M.A.D.

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.
With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".
by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009
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Self Mad Ashamed
The feeling you get when youre stopped of getting what you what by someone else, taking your glory away right in front of lots of people. You stand there thinking "are you for real stopping me for getting what I want? TO ME??? Who the fuck you think you are!!!?"

And yeah, this is how that feeling is called.
-hey john, can I have a piece of that pie?
-nah bro it's mine, sorry
*walks away feeling smad*
by Tachitilus July 18, 2017
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When u are sad and mad
If the Dallas Cowboys lose tonight I'm going to be so smad.
by Untamed Pony January 15, 2017
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