Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

Smack your gf’s ass

Smack your girlfriends ass on November 23! At the park, school, or anywhere.

Smack your gf’s ass day, a day you get to smack your girlfriends ass and get away with it.

by Have a little fun in life. November 17, 2019

Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

Smacked ass

The name of the guy in a relationship where a chick is just using the guy she’s with but he thinks she loves him

“Man - if that guy only knew how she really felt about him ….. he’s such a smacked ass!”

by MollyRust September 20, 2022

National smack an ass week

April 15-19 it’s gonna be national smack an ass week

Just go up to someone and slap their ass and say “it’s national smack an ass week”

by Premethias🧸💵👀 April 14, 2019

Smack ass Tuesday

Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed

Today’s smack ass Tuesday

by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021