Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016

Candlelight Serenade

A swift and short powerful blow from behind that strikes a man's testicles

If that dude doesnt watch his mouth he's gettin a candlelight serenade.

by Prelude37 May 3, 2008

Facebook serenade

The act of singing to someone, like your boy/girlfriend.

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
From your boy/girlfriend a Facebook serenade

by Imma rock U June 13, 2012

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010

Semenated

another word for jizzed or busted a nut

I jut semenated all over her face.

by sspurv March 15, 2017

Slimonade

A slim person that is really cool.
Also said of a slim person that gives a bad impression at first but turns out to be the opposite.
Like a lemonade, sour at first and tasty as you go.

That guy is a total Slimonade !

by Zinouba January 7, 2019

Slevender

This is a new std that tricks the brain into thinking your really horny and it spreads the disease. With in 2 weeks males will only have to look at females before they spunk there pants right off.

Hey mum, I think I have slevender?
What the fuck are you on about John?
Yep, I deffo have it, wanna suck my cock and then maybe we can fuck?
Never mind, I’ve just cummed!

by Mr slang February 11, 2019