Taking a Slater

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.

If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.

by artdrummer February 11, 2008

Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

Skate stopper

An item that goes on a curb, rail. This iteam is to stop people from grinding (skateboarding, BMX'ing, blading)

Dame thats lame, we can't grind that cuz of that Skate stopper

by nuk-em October 25, 2006

Skate

A military term for, dicking around and avoiding working in your shop. Most of the time you are supposed to skate around away from your supervisors and to other shops or the bathroom. Max skate time would be around 15 min.

Hey where's smith at?
I think he's skating in the smoke pit again.
Well if he's going to skate he better have a fucking clipboard

by LostinOregon June 17, 2015

Salad Skate

To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.

Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!

by Royal14 April 24, 2011

slate off the roof

Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)

"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"

by Gunglebuns May 29, 2009

AC Slater

When you decide to markdean taking a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I had to markdean so bad but I wanted to read the poster behind the toilet so I decided to take an AC Slater. Afterwards my knees were bruised much like Lambourn's.

by clarksd September 17, 2008