When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.
What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.
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A game that is played by two or more persons, usually via bbm. The game is initiated by one person who takes a dump and leaves an extraordinary skid-mark. He then photographs the skid and sends it to a friend thus challenging him. They must respond with their own skid within a week.
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Get the Skid mark scotty mug.A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.
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