Skratch

When something taste nasty but you can’t describe how it taste.

“ last night I tried this new restaurant and the food tasted like skratch “

by MacBoxx December 15, 2021

Stephen Skratt

Stephen Skratt is a godly man that is above most mortals like you and I, It is a blessing to carry his genes and his last name. Woman have killed to get to Skratt, some say his last name makes people immortal. Further research is needed but all we know is that may have a wife named Wendy Skratt and a son Thomas Skratt, these people share his godly last name which not that many people have so they are likely related. Stephen Skratt is still much better than his mortal family as he has made multiple soundtracks for the Lego Marvel movies and is a key component in the soundtracks of hotel Transylvania and Inspector Gadget.

Any Woman on the Planet: who is that hunk of a human being?
Man: oh that's the man every man wants to be Stephen Skratt

Boy: I;m not going to bed just because the fire's pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Girl: I'm making a new fire and pulling a Stephen Skratt

Boy 1: You can't say the N-word that's racist!
Boy 2: It's okay, Stephen Skratt gave me the pass

by IntelligentMoron October 21, 2019

skrat

kyla's a skrat,she's a skrat skratskratskratskratskratskrat

klya's a skrat, skratskratskratskratskrat

by Dolly September 5, 2004

Skyrat

A person who has consumed way too much alcohol and/or drugs and is in an uncontrollable state.

eg. "wow carey was so skyrat last night after hitting the sobe bong."

by rod101 May 21, 2009

skrate

The word "Skrate" is a variant word of "Straight" which means (to describe) a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

The Word is popular with the Stoner community as well

Situation #1

Cokehead friend #1 (Lindsay Lohan): Hey you want to snort this coke up with me ;)

Stoner Skater: Naa thx though but im skrate. Not a lot but I do smoke weed everyday though;D

Situation #2
Cokehead Friend #1: Hey dude do you think my new step sister would do me?
Stoner Skater: Nah bro don't fuck with her she is skrate she won't have sex with you.
Stoner Friend #1 I bet a gram you I can fuck her by next week.
Stoner Skater: a gram of weed on it? Shit I'm in.
Cokehead Friend #1:You guys are lucky your favorite drug is so cheap. But i'm Lindsay Lohan so fuck y'all lol jk
Stoner Skater:This is an easy gram bro I'll do coke with yo addicted sorry ass if he wins XD

10 mins later while Lindsay is doing a line

Extra Situation not related
Stoner Friend #1 Lol Lindsay is a sad coke addict
Stoner Skater #2 She's not even that good looking lol

I was stoned in 3rd period while writing this. :"D

by DAStoner September 10, 2016

Sk8 rat

A person Who Skate Boards All THe Fucking Time MHaw Mhaw

I Am A Sk8 Rat

by johnienatonialafagetsononua January 22, 2010

SKRAT

A WORD THAT REFFERS TO A FEMALE. A CROSS BREED BETWEEN TWO TYPES OF HUMAN CLASSIFICATIONS. SKANK- NASTY, UNFAITHFUL, LIER. HOODRAT- TRASHY, SLEEZY, NON-MORAL FOLLOWING INDIVIDUAL. A SKRAT IS A WOMAN WHO HAS THE INABILITY TO STAND TRUE TO HER RELATIONSHIP WHILE HER SPOUSE IS AWAY FOR LONGER PERIODS OF TIME.

WHILE HER HUSBAND WAS DEPLOYED OVERSEAS, THAT SKRAT DECIDED TO VISIT THE BAR ALOT AND TAKE MEN (OR WOMEN) HOME TO SATISFY HER EMOTIONAL AND SEXUAL NEEDS.

by GODFATHER 07 February 3, 2010