shrout

a complete and total ignoramous of the funniest nature.

Dude I hung out with shrout last night and almost peed my pants...

by delrosso February 27, 2004

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Shrouse

A woman who will 'tut' at offensive language, drink only bottled water, do yoga, insist that all foreign meat is probably dog, wear H & M skirts in Vietnam and refuse free alcoholic beverages incase she gets dehydrated or sick.
A shrouse will typically have mousey brown, lifeless hair and wear glasses. Necessary shouse accessories are... an oversized handbag containing things 'just incase' , a ladies blanket, and a little book containing 'important' phone numbers just incase her phone brakes down.

"Oh my god, she came prepared with her own snacks in bowls, just incase the food they supplied contained dog! She's such a shrouse!"

by Devonian Delia January 10, 2006

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Shroudians

Players of TNR (TheNinja-RPG) from Shroud village.

Hello Shroudians!
We Shroudians pwn all.

by qwertyx7 May 2, 2007

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Shroud of Urine

Mount your lady friend from behind & grab her arms submission-style. 1/2-way through, switch to the no-no hole so she starts crying. Pull out and pee on her head. Mash her face into the pillow so it leaves a make-up/tear/urine face on the fabric.

"After I gave Barb a shroud of urine last night, I made her wash the pillow cover while I watched the game. Bitch knows better than to leave a stain."

by Dr. Schlong July 24, 2008

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Shround

The labia. Comes from shroud and mound. The clitoris and the vagina are shrouded by the labia which rests upon the mons pubis, or the pubic mound of a woman.

The specter of the shround constantly haunts the mind of every heterosexual male (and presumably every lesbian). It is the temple of Yin.

by itzallbollockz March 15, 2010

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