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Tommy: Bro, I barely got it in. She was so fuckin' hot! She needed it, but I was shitfaced as usual.
Kevin: So, you shoehorn'd her?
Tommy: Yes
Kevin: Creepy, Well?
Tommy: Well, that got it started. Still didn't perform. But, at the end of the day I can still say I fucked her. So...
Kevin: So who was it?
Tommy: You're mom!
Kevin: So, you shoehorn'd her?
Tommy: Yes
Kevin: Creepy, Well?
Tommy: Well, that got it started. Still didn't perform. But, at the end of the day I can still say I fucked her. So...
Kevin: So who was it?
Tommy: You're mom!
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Tom: Did you hear Sam wanted me to shoehorn with him and his girlfriend?
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Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.
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