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shithouse 

Someone who is the epitome of scum, The lowest of the low.

Someone with absolutely no morals.
A person who's just out for themselves and has to regard for anyone else, no matter how close they may be.
Hello mr Roberts, how are you today? I've made you some breakfast.

'Fuck off! I'm trying to watch Jeremy Kyle'
Gav, You're such a shithouse.
shithouse by strebor nivag January 9, 2014
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Shithouse 

Noun. A person who constantly performs the act of shithousery, or a place in which shithousery is performed consistently.
"Oh, he is such a shithouse"
Shithouse by Orðálvur October 21, 2021

shithouse mouse 

I guess my computer has decided to stop having a "turn off" option. Well, shithouse mouse, I'll just have to let the battery run down.
shithouse mouse by TFill January 6, 2012

Shithouse 

Ashley Barnes
Ashley Barnes is shithouse
Shithouse by Nottherealcoolguy December 8, 2019

shithouse phantom 

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
shithouse phantom by Mighty B October 27, 2006

Shithouse Trick

A dirty, despicable, low-down, cunning and deceitful stunt to pull on someone or something
What a shithouse trick the Japs pulled on the 7th December when bombing Pearl Harbour!
Shithouse Trick by badzilla May 11, 2011

Built like a Brick Shithouse

Originally "built like a brick outhouse" this term meant any project that was appealingly overdone or a level of quality that was better than was necessary.
Wow, your girlfriend really IS built like a brick shithouse.