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Shakeweight

Not to be confused with the vibrator, I mean dildo, I mean workout assistant, shakeweight refers to the excess ground marijuana that's left in the grinder because it won't fit into the fatty when rolling a joint. In an ideal joint rolling sesh, there would be no shakeweight because the roller of the j knows what he's doing. Shakeweight only accumulates when a gross overestimation was made, resulting in excess ground weed left in the grinder that can't fit into the joint.
bogart: i have so much extra weed that i can't fit into this joint. I don't know what to do...should I just keep the extra weed in my grinder?
bro: only retards carry along shakeweight
bogart: I'm so new to marijuana, I just don't know how much I can pack into a j
bro: bogart, when will you learn?
bogart: i need some poon
by cohencock November 23, 2011
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Shakeelah

Cute and fun, with high expectations over everything they are generally really focused with there own thing, however when it comes to men they really will do a pick and mix. She has a hard time trusting people who have her hurt her in the past. Smart and loves to party. Overall Shakeelah is a person you would want to have as a friend or girlfriend.
Person 1 - I’m going to shakeelahs place

Person2 - can I come too she’s too vibey.
by Ski924461 November 24, 2021
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Shakeel

A species of snake originating from Latoka, Fiji. He is 50% Faggot and 50% Findian. A super twig like snake, coloured in potty brown.
I can't tell if there's feces in my toilet or Shakeel.
by Konchi Karta November 23, 2021
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Shakeil

Shakeil is a handsome, fashionable, honest straightforward guy. He is a lover of life and brings joy to those around him. Shakeil can be a sweetheart and genuine soul but don’t cross him for his wrath is like an aggressive tide.

World traveler, lover of nature, creative and energetic is all that is Shakeil.
Shakeil is coming to slay!
by Dondonald Jr. November 24, 2021
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Shakeela

She’s a very interesting human being to be with. She’s extremely beautiful however in some cases she may be too enthusiastic. If you enter her vicinity when she’s angry, only god can protect… and she prays five times a day so gods isn’t gonna protect you.
Stay Far away from Shakeela, she might swing
by Hadster May 24, 2022
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shakeil

When you ejaculate a horse. Typically a caucasian with a tiny dick.
I just shakeiled your mum
by Muzz God March 9, 2017
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spakerel

A small and slightly annoying person who often gets things completely wrong for no other reason then they are a bit stoopid!
Shut up you spakerel!
by Sam Grant October 27, 2004
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