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September 1st 

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!
September 1st by theatreidiots November 22, 2021

September 1st 

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie
September 1st by Yourmumisamilf<3 August 31, 2022

September 1st 

National nudes day

Your homies or partners have to send you spicy nudes
Ex.dude send the pics it’s September 1st
September 1st by Monkeyking83663 September 1, 2022

September 1st 

“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”
September 1st by Notvilma September 1, 2022

September 1st 

"National" 3D Glasses Day
On September 1, 2022, I wore a brand new pair of paper 3D glasses to school. Everyone would look at me and laugh. I shrugged it off and continued walking tall with the quirky accessory for the entire school day. Don't let those bullies push you around on what you can and cannot wear, embrace your inner weirdness on this day.

I don't recommend wearing 3D for too long, I got a MAJOR headache afterwards.
Person A: What's with the funny glasses?
Me: Don't you know it's September 1st?

September 1st 

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum
“I’m born on September 1st!”

jump off a bloody bridge”