by oitsmine October 12, 2011
Selenas come in several varieties. The nice ones and the ones who wear tomato sweatshirts. Those are dingdongs.
Selena is a ding dong.
by Meeplandiaofficial June 16, 2018
Guy 1: "Dude, did you really fuck Selena last night?!?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, her vagina was totally stinky and black"
Guy 1: "Dayyyuumm"
Guy 2: "Yeah, her vagina was totally stinky and black"
Guy 1: "Dayyyuumm"
by Itsmelledlikefish911 June 6, 2011
Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.
Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Stupid ass narcissistic bitch. Thinks she's the best but is actually shit at everything. Has literally no brows and looks like a roasted turkey. Gross. A pussy ass whore with no personality or sense of humour. Showers approximately every 8 days. Nasty AF 🤢. The human version of period cramps.
Person A: Omg, is that Selena??
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
by This is God May 6, 2020
mean backstabber bitch} ,she is a really bad friend if you don't give her what she wants if you dont want to be her friend you still have to be her friend or she'll spread roomers about you,she is also very violent if you meet a selena run because she is a mean backstabber bitch.
by Juanita silva April 22, 2019
Selena is a Latin icon that tragically died at the age of 23 due to her murder. She was murdered by her manager/best friend on March 31, 1995 at the age of 23. Selena was a caring, kind, humble, and electric person. She had powerful vocals, good moves, and an amazing interaction with her crowd. She was the Britney Spears of Latin music back then and to this day is not forgotten. In 1997 a film was released, titled "Selena", and J Lo portrayed Selena. Selena's first language was English but later on, she started her career in Latin music and saw major success. She never ignored her Latin roots and never said no to a fan asking for an autograph. She never forgot where she came from. Her murder sent shock waves around the world and she will never be forgotten. Unfortunately, she never got to see the success of her English album because of her death. Her songs "Dreaming of You" and "I Could Fall in Love" peaked on the English billboard charts. MAC Cosmetics is also deciding to release a Selena line of makeup in her memory. Selena will always be remembered and kept in our hearts forever.
by MeanBeanMachine September 6, 2016