Scrota Pop

A ballcuzzi using lukewarm soda pop to sink your sack into. The soda's carbonation mixed with the bubbles being blown enhance the sensation to the scrotal zone.

For you ballsy mother fuckers (pause for laughter), try the Scrota Pop with an alka-seltzer...go on...no one's watching....except Jesus.

- Hey man, you wanna come to the Evanescence concert with me tonight?

- Evanescence? Nah dude I've got a can of Strawberry Kiwi Shasta, I think I'm just gonna stay in and enjoy a Scrota Pop tonight. Thanks though.

by Dirty Rogue October 22, 2009

Scrotum Comb

The act of using ones gangly, caveman-like hands to scratch ones dirty ballsack, then attempting to go about your daily business without washing your hands.

Hey dude, I wouldn't get ice out of that machine, Mike just used his scrotum comb to fill his cup up.

by Jason138 April 15, 2014

scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019

satan's scrotum

used to express scorching temperature

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here

by ryan conner January 10, 2008

Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013

Scrotar

(n.)Person who pretty much sucks at all facets of life.

See that 28 year old over there with the red hair still making copies...what a fuggin scrotar...

by Turkey Teets August 22, 2006

scrotal wedgie

When someone puts their hand in between your legs from behind you, grabs your balls, and pulls them up your ass like a wedgie

That guy stole my sandwich so I gave him a scrotal wedgie.

by Haffa May 21, 2004