Hottest man that existed in a game
So hot that he's short because his inches belongs to his ding dong ching chong ping pong dick
Very sexc
Literally the one who gave me the will to live 😘
Mf: I got scaramouche 😍
Mf 2: stfu I lost my 50/50 to a zombie child
by kittenforScara69 January 27, 2023
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Scaramouche? Balladeer? Who tf are you talking about, there is no 6th fatui harbinger
Traveler: we gotta find the Balladeer/ Scaramouche/ Kunikuzushi/ 6th fatui harbinger
Paimon: who? There's no 6th fatui harbinger silly
Traveler: uh oh
by cirno fumo January 14, 2023
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Scaramouche is the most hot and wonderful person in the world. My way of looking at things has changed when I met this guy, and he truly made my heart feel better. He goes through various names, but I chose for him a very special one: Darlie’s bf. (Im darlie btw) Wanderer was just a bit too..bad for him. In italian wandering is called vagabondaggio, and wanderer is vagabondo. I will vagabondage with him. My boy is so beautiful and gorgeous + he is hoyoverse’s child and he has 6 voicelines for elemental burst. My favourite is “You dare to gaze upon me!?”, the VI one. Please just marry me ilysm thank you for existing.
Me: “UGH I JUST LOVE SCARAMOUCHE SO MUCH”
X: “you truly have a degradation kink, huh?”
by Darlie !! December 18, 2022
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a short, gay person from the game genshin impact. did i mention hes evil!! a lot of people simp for him despite him being 500+ and looking 5 years old. they all have degrading kinks tho. oh also his hat is literally giant oh my ggod

so is his di-
person A: i love scaramouche so much he can degrade me any day
person B: what is wrong with y- same..
by koi!! January 15, 2022
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The shortest and hottest man I have ever seen. He's so babygirl that everyday I wished for him to step on me.
Person 1: Scaramouche is so bbg
Person 2: Scara pls step on me ngh
by kittenforScara69 December 27, 2022
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Me.
It's me i am the irl Scaramouche.
by Bug vomit February 4, 2021
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5'4 goblin whom I would like to stop into the ground until he is a little shit stain of the giant turd that he used to be. He looks twelve. He is not hot. Shut up about him spitting in your mouth. You know his breath smells like gaping, hot ass.
by L0sT_R3d October 10, 2021
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