Stanford 

A school that Doesn't exist

Stanford? You mean St.Anford.

Stanford by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 3, 2019

stanford (name) 

normally used as a second name, people with the second name "Stanford" are sexy naughty, and have a big cock (if male), at first they may seem innocent but after you meet them you'll realise that they're very naughty and they don't mind going more than 1 round in the bedroom, only the most luckiest of people can say they have had an experience with them in bed, people normally find themselves attracted to them and normally can't help but pleasure themselves over that person.

damn Mr Stanford (name) you're looking great today!

stanford (name) by reality1234 November 27, 2017

stanford university 

One of the best universities in the US. Incredibly open-minded and decidedly saturated with that wonderful California liberalism. The girls are better than people say, and the guys are either really hott or ugly like woah. We also party pretty hard here... trust me :). Athletics and academics are premier. Pretty much the best place on the earth.

so Stanford... yea awesome

stanford university by sexymexi July 7, 2005

Stanford 

ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.

Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.

Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.

Stanford by God_in_a_Box November 6, 2010

stanford 

a mans genitalia

lets have a look at my stanford

stanford by drRabbit666 August 1, 2009

Stanford University 

a failed version of berkeley with their heads so far up their ass they can't see that

stanford sucks, hard

Stanford University by Oaktownballa February 7, 2005

Stanford University 

Commonly called "The Farm."

Stanford > insert your fav university

...except of course in the subject of hot girls...CAN'T ARGUE THAT ONE.

Stanford pwns. Learn about it.

Stanford University by vlin April 30, 2005