Muff Sandwhich

Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.

Your mother has such a muff sandwhich

by Airplaneman February 12, 2012

Filthy Sandwhich

Where the inner workings of a sandwhich of the recievers choosing is inserted into the anus of the giver and greedily eaten out with a smile. Condiments not required but encouraged.

Jesus Christ: "Hey Derek what did you do last night?"
Nick: "I ate a filthy sandwhich from the Boog."
Jesus Christ: "I hope you put mustard on it."
Nick: "No just mayo."
Jesus Christ: "OK then"

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

sandwhich maker

A woman.

When my sandwhich maker stops working, I just hit it a few times.

by Doug March 13, 2004

cockmeat sandwhich

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.

Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

by Kyle C.Anonymous May 31, 2008

ham sandwhich

A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.

White on both sides pink in the middle.
Dark on both sides pink in the middle.

by J Dank June 02, 2005

half a sandwhich

When a persons ass is so awkward looking, and miss shaped that it resembles half of a sandwhich or in teenager slang "half a sandy".

(person C walks by)
person A: oh shit look at that ass looks like half a sandwhich.
person b: HALF SANDY
A & B : giggles.
poor person C, they dont even know what it means. lawl. : )

by $$DOLLADOLLAHUSTLAS$$ June 12, 2009

Music Sandwhich

The act of playing two different songs from two different headphones in each ear. There by making a "music sandwhich"

My ears were confused in that music sandwhich by those two girls in P.E..

by California AfroSamurai November 29, 2010