S.i.m.p.

Sucker in my pocket.

I have this pathetic simp paying my Bill's and white knighting me no matter how bad I treat him. As long as I wink and talk in a cute voice while I say pay up bitch...I'll never have to work.

Gotta keep his s.i.m.p. wrist weak

by RyanW23 June 10, 2020

S.i.m.p.

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS! a song from the hit TV show Phineas and Ferb.

S.i.m.p. squirrels in my pants
-Phineas and Ferb

by TheVengefulRevolvenant March 11, 2021

S.I.M.P

squirrels.in.my.pants

chad:bRoOoO thEReS S.I.M.P

josh:what the in hell does that mean...

by anonymous January 4, 2021

S.I.M.P

S.I.M.P is short for super intense minecraft player.

Guy: Is He a S.I.M.P?

You: Yes he is a S.I.M.P, he's a super intense minecraft player.

by J1XT3R September 14, 2021