reverse revise

When the first time you write your paper, it is so damn good, that you are confident enough to turn it in for grading without any changes. The problem is that you are still obligated to have a rough draft, so instead of trying to improve the original, you make a worse copy of it and use that as your "rough draft".

Bad Ass: I spent like a solid hour writing last night. My essay is pretty damn sick

Nerd: You were supposed to have been editing a copy all week! We have to turn that in with the final draft!

Bad Ass: Chill, I'll just reverse revise it

by keyblader6 November 17, 2010

ravishing

1. Performing great oral sex on a girl- see ravish.

2. Stunningly beautiful, sexually attractive.

1. At the party, I heard a sound from the gazebo so I went down to check it out, and I saw Brendan in there ravishing Lakisha on the table.

2. Wow, you look ravishing in that slinky little dress.

by k.ann.h November 15, 2004

Revision

Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.

Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision?

Tom: But I did mum! I did..

by Steds April 15, 2009

Revis

Revis is a word that can replace all other words. It can be every part of speech and have any meaning. It is the perfect word. It was derived from the last name of the probowl cornerback's Darrelle Revis' last name. Revis does not have to replace a positive word, but can also replace a negative word. Revis will eventually take over the english language.

I drank like ten beers, i was so revis.

Revis is such a hot piece of ass.

Same revis, different day.
All that and a bag of revis.
It's the best thing since sliced revis.
Revis actually has a rap song called Friday Night Lights.

etc.

by cschweitzer January 23, 2011

Ryis

an awesome cool amazing super outstanding Breathtaking Staggering Kryptonian Astounding Superb Sublime Legendary Majestic Remarkable Rapturous person the only thing that could describe him is floopin

Hey Ryis how ya doing.

by turdlicker97 January 21, 2019

relationship revision

When one partner of a past relationship adds more to the significance of the connection than was actually there.

George, seeing Jenna 10 years after high school, succumbs to relationship revision, embarrassing both himself and his erstwhile crush.

George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.

Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??

by Veranda Collingwood October 18, 2010

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004