Yo John, I gave your mom a raspberry cigar last night. I fucked her in the ass when she was on her period and she had a yeast infection. Right before I came I tore out her tampon and shot my load all over it!
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Im a Mr. Roseberg all the time and a fucking faggot and when my wife asks me to have sex i say no thanks. Mr roseberg is our teacher.
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by Puff N' Stuff July 4, 2010
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I've got too floss my teeth again. I just gave Steven a Raspberry Tart for the fourth time in a row today.
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by Lauren November 14, 2004
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1. A slang term combination of "ROFL", (meaning "roll on the floor laughing"), with "berry", to make up a humorous and fictional new word, much like "Snozberry", coined by the original Willy Wonkey movie.
2. Not only is it a berry produced by the infamous LMAOBUSH, but it is a delicacy among those who are known to pwn all teh nubs. Those who are 1337 enough to convert these delectable berries into n00b sauce will find that they become the staple to the most leet of diets. Beware, as excessive consumption of such a delightful fruit could result in the eater getting h4x0red, and the uncontrollable yelling of "LOL !!!!!!!!1!!1!". Warning, do not eat while operating a ROFLCOPTER, while wearing LOLLERSKATES, or while firing a n00b-cannon.
1. A slang term combination of "ROFL", (meaning "roll on the floor laughing"), with "berry", to make up a humorous and fictional new word, much like "Snozberry", coined by the original Willy Wonkey movie.
2. Not only is it a berry produced by the infamous LMAOBUSH, but it is a delicacy among those who are known to pwn all teh nubs. Those who are 1337 enough to convert these delectable berries into n00b sauce will find that they become the staple to the most leet of diets. Beware, as excessive consumption of such a delightful fruit could result in the eater getting h4x0red, and the uncontrollable yelling of "LOL !!!!!!!!1!!1!". Warning, do not eat while operating a ROFLCOPTER, while wearing LOLLERSKATES, or while firing a n00b-cannon.
"Good day sir. Have you any ROFLBERRIES?"
"WTF LOLZ!!!!!!1"
"You are not even in possession of a single, lone ROFLBERRY?"
"ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!1"
"Well. I'll just be on my way then I think."
"WTF LOLZ!!!!!!1"
"You are not even in possession of a single, lone ROFLBERRY?"
"ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!1"
"Well. I'll just be on my way then I think."
by ConradoThePirate November 1, 2006
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