Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.

Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.

by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

《¤》Shukkaku《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》,《¤》Tell《¤》Tsunade《¤》Senju《¤》To《¤》Roll《¤》Some《¤》Dice《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》,《¤》Heeves《¤》

😱

😱:《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》*rolls dice* 《¤》*Rolls dice* 《¤》

A colloquialism used to refer to playing tabletop and dice games, usually in the future tense.

Joe: Hey, we should get the group together for D&D this weekend.
Jenny: Yeah, I'll hit up the group chat and see who wants to roll dice.

by Lord_Toastado July 23, 2020

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*