Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.

I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."

by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003

Cum Guzzling Rodent

A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.

You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!

by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 27, 2012

fender rodent

A nice way of saying Hoodrat.If you are a sophisticated Hoodrat you might be a Fender Rodent.

This park be full of Fender Rodents today.

by ForbidenCandy February 27, 2016

Blue sprint rodent

How i type sonic

Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.

by DECEAR CLEAR DOWN EGG September 25, 2019

rodent

A fan of the British singer Louis Tomlinson.

My sister has been a rodent for seven years; she adores Louis Tomlinson.

by Rob Farrell December 22, 2018

Rodent

any adherent to the political philosophies of socialism, communism, fascism, or liberalism who embrace the idea of wealth redistribution and government control of people and business.

Rodents were the principal cause of the detroitification of the Motor City.

by Mayor Snorkum August 3, 2018