Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation.
Bob: My girlfriend just dumped me for a man-whore
Jack: Ha sucker! I told you this would happen!
Bob: You douche it was a fucking rhetorical statement!
Jack: Ha sucker! I told you this would happen!
Bob: You douche it was a fucking rhetorical statement!
by iIsChIlLiN May 30, 2009
Get the Rhetorical Statement mug.A term coined by UK Grime artist; JME, meaning a phone call that you don't answer. Stems from the term 'rhetorical question' which is a question that doesn't require an answer, such as "Are you silly blad?".
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1. A rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. Not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
Person 1: You know, that commercial was so stupid.....
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
by JD-Lump May 26, 2010
Get the Rhetorical Rant mug.Like a rhetorical question, a rhetorical statement is one that doesn't need to be commented on. When a person says something that isn't meant to start a conversation, but is usually just sarcastic.
Example of a Rhetorical Statement:
Simon: Yeah,define it for me.
Irene: You're kind of a sarcastic little shit, aren't you?
Simon: Yeah,define it for me.
Irene: You're kind of a sarcastic little shit, aren't you?
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Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC
Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic
Guy 1: NO WAI :O
Guy 1: Man, that movie we saw yesterday was EPIC
Guy 2: Ya, but I watched a dif one, and it was Orgasmic
Guy 1: NO WAI :O
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Steph: Why should i.
Landon: Why would you do that, it's so dumb.
James: Well because i thought it would be...
Landon: *Thinks* Wtf it was a rhetorical question, you were suppose to answer it to yourself and not out loud.
Steph: Why should i.
Landon: Why would you do that, it's so dumb.
James: Well because i thought it would be...
Landon: *Thinks* Wtf it was a rhetorical question, you were suppose to answer it to yourself and not out loud.
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