restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.

Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch

by Swam Pass May 6, 2005

Triple restraint

When a woman has a dildo-like object stuck in both her anus and pussy, and clamps on her nipples. She puts clothes on over these and goes about her day this way.

"Why is Rhonda walking funny, man?"

"Cuz this morning I set her up in a triple restraint."

by PussyPussywillow August 20, 2009

Restraining Orders

What posh people call ball stranglers or tighty whiteys.

"I was in my Bentley on my way to have tea with the queen but I was forced to return home due to the fact that my new restraining orders were chafing."

by Super Giga Mega Nesbitt May 11, 2015

Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018

restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017

Restraintnation

The act of restrainting.

I performed restraintnation on my baby to wrap her in a burrito.

by Jay&Fran November 18, 2017

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018