Resmarted

When a person is super smart to the point that they seem retarted. Like that little nigga young sheldon.

Young sheldon: i just won a science award i deserve whatever i want

Vietnam kid: sheldon quit being resmarted

by Jitulyang July 20, 2025

resumay

A "here are my job-skills" document dat a job-applicant submits to a company for consideration, but without offering or agreeing to actually perform said types of labor if he gets hired.

If an employment-seeker submits a resuMAY instead of a resuME, he may actually be submitting a "resuYOU" --- i.e., perhaps he'll be expecting fellow employees to perform most of his own job-duties while he just kicks back and sips coffee and scrolls on his phone all day!

by QuacksO November 19, 2025