Titty Quota

A pledge to yourself to come into contact with as much titty as possible during that day.

I just fulfilled my titty quota for the day after feeling that girl's titties.

by Skazfest September 23, 2011

quota monkey

A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.

In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.

by Teedog January 25, 2007

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius March 25, 2011

six gun quota

six pack of beer

im limiting my self to a six gun quota

by Dee Who ???? April 01, 2012

Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".

Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!

by philanewbie September 20, 2009

One Vegetarian per Group Quota

This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.

A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."

Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.

by Georgie Bush January 18, 2009

Quota

another word for a Faggot who likes it up the but

Did you hear that Quota is here?

Oh nah we gotta get outa here

by TheGoat67 October 10, 2022