Pornalities

Plural of "Pornality" (see definition).

Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:

Examples:

With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?"

Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:

TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.

Said the hooker to the john: "It's a business doing pleasure with you."

Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."

by al-in-chgo May 15, 2010

Pronklers

Pronkler/s is a word used to describe the Antennae-like eyes of many creatures. (Mainly slugs, snails, crabs, and the like)

Aww, look at the baby snail with his two, little Pronklers!

So cute when they shrink up and re-emerge from it's head.

by Suicide-notary February 1, 2010

peronaluverr

The best person ever that had so many fan pages and deserves the world. They are supe cool too and make remi happy

peronaluverr is super cool and has so many fans and deserves the world. she’s super cool too and makes me happy

by remilavsmel June 11, 2021

pronatalist

One who encourages childbearing, either out of some practical or religious belief that human populations were designed to grow naturally, or one who believes human populations should grow nearly as large as possible, to benefit nearly as many people as reasonably possible.

A pronatalist is likely to be offended by a draconian anti-child policy, such as China's "one child" policy.

Pronatalists naturally oppose human population "control."

by Pronatalist August 25, 2005

pornal

1. of or relating to porn
2. a journal specifically designated to porn

"her pornal instincts allowed her to comfortably masturbate in front of her friends"

"this weeks entry in my pornal was a graphic description of cunnilingus between three female orangutans"

by Roxanne Brittain February 7, 2009

Pornalepsy

Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.

Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hot tramp on swan action.

by I shag jaimie March 6, 2010

probalogical

Such that what is stated makes sense. Logically, the probability is such that anyone with the capacity to rationalize comes to the same conclusion.

"That sounds probalogical" or considering the source, "Tammy said it, so it's probalogical."

by Trippmon October 5, 2006