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Masturbation-Probation

A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.
BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!

Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021
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dating probation

When you've screwed up your relationships so bad that your friends don't think you should pursue another relationship for awhile, so they put you on "dating probation".
After a terrible break-up, Dominic's friends put him on dating probation.
by nicestgirliknow December 20, 2009
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Probation fight

A fight(Mostly physical/Can be verbal) between some worthless schmuck who performed something completely mindless to get on probation and his elder that tries to tell him to get his life on track through criticism and surveillance. The probation boy usually become hot headed over nothing and is eventually subdued and tranquilized and sent to a juvenile hall for a day.
Where is you're loser roommate today?

He got into a probation fight with a salvation army worker. This time he might have an extended stay in jail.
by HB26 February 20, 2011
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MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
by tisgigm March 30, 2011
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social probation

Social probation is one of the sever punishments known to the human kind. Only crimes that involve treason towards mankind, involve exceptional brutality, mass murder or throwing a party after midnight on Friday are punished with social probation. The last person known to be sentenced to social probation was Judas Iscariot.
When on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. The only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.
Man, you better not throw a party at your room after midnight on Friday - you don't want the hiumnes to come and put you on social probation.
by Big-Momma November 20, 2010
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Friend probation

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two
When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.
by dan6661 December 14, 2010
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Bong Probation

First time smoker or experienced smoker when they inhale they cough up all the smoke and accidentally blow out the current bowl.
Tim inhales smoke out of the bong and coughs therefore blowing air into the bong and loses the current bowl.
Then Jerry says wow you dropped the bowl your on "bong probation"
by BobbyeB August 2, 2009
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