pothead

A word that annoying people who don't smoke and don't have the guts to try smoking marijuana used to define all marijuana smokers to insult them. However, stoners don't ever give a shit, and they know for a fact that people are just jealous of their carefree lifestyle.

Annoying bitch (looks directly at me while talking to some guys): I mean, who's not a pothead nowadays?
Me (listens to Wiz, obviously not giving two shits)
Annoying bitch (still looks at me): ME!!! I'm the only one who's not a pothead.
Me (yawns and falls asleep, continues on not giving two shits about her)

by GanjaIsFromAsia May 30, 2011

pothead

someone who is worthless w/out a job, and has to pack a bowl about every 10 mins.They Steal from their family and sell their shit just so they can buy some weed.

Jamie stole my $20. She's such a fuckin pothead

by Jen-e-fur November 20, 2005

pothead

one who smokiths thy marijuana

Dave Sobilo is a good example of a modern day pothead.

by CraZy February 08, 2004

pothead

A complete loser who's got nothing better to do than smoke/talk about smoking weed.If smoking marijuana is the only thing interesting you can talk about, you are a BORING FUCK! My Granny smoked weed...it's not original OR exciting, you STUPID FUCKEN HIPPY!

"Light up a blunt, man, I got nothin more exciting to do then smoke weed...yea...i'm cool...i can put a joint to my mouth and LIGHT IT! I'm so original...."

by Nastina August 06, 2005

pothead

someone who, smokes a bowl before he goes to bed, who says they want to smoke a bowl while they are already smoking a bowl, who picks up evan's little brother at parties while he is trying to get laid, who can spot orions belt in 5 seconds while high, who always wants to go on adventure while they are high even though they are just trying to fit in, always want to go to mcdonalds after he smokes, always goes and watches a movie by himself when high, who says fast like faeesssttt, who thinks hes really big when he is not, does not like going in public places and always want to take food to go, asks everyone out, looks like brad pitt in the mirror, hates the jonas brothers, hates ixel, breaks computers and cell phones, hits on every girl, hooks up with baboons and pigs and thinks that they are hot, lives next to reptar, dropping out of half their classes, faking they are going to go to every college, partying is in their genes, makes good family dinner baked ziti, says oh my god more than someone that just saw a dead person, who has nice hair, who watches south park high, hangs out with middle schoolers

iur: i wanna watch a movie tonight so baeeedd!
nilloc: yea?
Iur: i wanna get high before though. OMG NILLOC LOOK ITS ORIONS BELT!
nilloc: o yea ur right
Iur: i got to go to mcdonalds first to get some food for after i smoke. tehn i got to go apply to binghamton and ask natalia out and then watch twilight
Nilloc: ur sucha pothead

by olemed iur January 11, 2009

pothead

someone who smokes before everyclass of the day like i do and someone who doesnt smoke to get high but smokes because they need it

me most of my friends

by AnTwat December 10, 2003

pothead

me.my friends. everyone i fuckin kno!!!!!!!!!

wut more do ya need???

by yo gurl snoopy February 02, 2005