Winnie the poohing

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.

My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.

by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011

Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

ponning

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014

team pooping

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 9, 2015

Ghost Pooping

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.

Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.

by Brendon K February 5, 2019