Poolock

The dreadlocks on a chimpanzees ass formed by continual defecation and matting of ass hair.

I went to the San Diego zoo and saw tons of Poolocks.

by rocketbungalow September 18, 2013

poosickle

A long and often delicious frozen peice of feces that is preserved in the shape of a cone.
Derived from the word icicle, it is similar to the idea of frozen matter being suspended above ground.

I was taking a shit in the cold and while I was forcing out a log it froze in mid air and turned into a poosickle. Luckily, my little brother was around to break it off and enjoy it as a mid-winter snack.

I'm so hungry... Can you grab me a poosickle out of the freezer. (Whisper) "Plus, I'm hungry for shit"

by G-Zus and The Clap April 9, 2005

Dumb Dumb Doo Doo Head Pooplicker

the absolute worst thing you can ever call anybody in a 3rd grade playground and only use it in very very very dire situation's

James is a dumb dumb doo doo head pooplicker

by frsfps October 4, 2019

Poodick

A mexican who thinks he is all that but he actually aint. Sometimes from southern united states and goes to high school. Also thinks he is better and always talks about fighting someone.

Eliud Rosalas is a poodick for sayin shit about fighting me.

by south terrebonne April 27, 2009

texas potlicker

A term that refers to someone who fishes (usually wade fisherman and people who fish with bait) and uses his/her friends secret spots to impress their other friends. This secret spot will therefore be passed down from googan to googan becoming a not so "secret spot" in the end, usually taking 1-2 seasons of fishing. It is considered one of the duchiest of all the moves by friends because mostly everyone in Texas kill what they catch, rendering their spots useless for future use.

Woooowww, why have there been so many Texas potlickers slamming my favorite hole lately? I wonder if Kevin showed Scott and Granger my spots...?

by Louisianablast&cast September 21, 2015

oh shit! it's the poolice

what you say when you see a pig (only if you're as cool as megan leah and jen) (makers of the definition for megan (except jen, she wasnt there, she was at camp)) (we've had a long day)

*police car drives by on the x-rated walk home*

oh shit! it's the poolice

by spanky mcfarlen July 11, 2006

poosickel

when you do a shit in -43 temp and it freezes like a icicle your ass

sam: i did a poosickel shit last night
heyed: ayyyy my man that why your ass looks like the gran canyon bitch nah fam lit g ting ting bing bing mandem walahi

by ciller cattle March 13, 2020