Poob

When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up

Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes

by Mystery Meats January 9, 2021

Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009

Poob

A fancy retard.

Person 1: Hey with all my bands I got 6k right?
Person 2: Stop being such a poob with 2 lots of 1k you got 2k!

by capabilitygreen May 23, 2022

poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

by WillowNelson99 May 13, 2015

Poob

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

Poob

A poob is a bum hair. Poo pube.

A shaved my poobs this morning.

by PoobMysterGeneral December 14, 2009

Poob

When one sits exclusively with a significant other in the freezing cold weather, talking intimately for hours on end.

Oh my god look! Brandon and Sophia are poobing! They must have something special going.

by poobmaster11 November 18, 2019