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Phonaphobic

You're not REALLY Phonaphobic...You just don't want to hear my endless trivial babble...Admit it!
by RogerZero March 5, 2009
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phoneophobe

a person who is afraid to use a phone.
example of a phoneophobe: i can't call him. no no no. if i do, i'll ask if he's there, and what if it's him? he'll think i'm so stupid that i can't identify his voice! i just can't have that! and what if he's not there? what will i say? i'll just end up sounding desperate! goddammit this sucks!
by the phone-o-phobe February 2, 2006
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pornophobe

a person that is scared of porn
Bill - "Hey Fred, you heard of porn"

Fred - "Gee bill! That's disgusting! Get away from me! Ew!"

Bill - "Dude, chill out, you're a total pornophobe"
by foggatdog April 20, 2014
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promophobe

A person who has an anxiety disorder aimed towards promotional use such as flyers, commercials, and public announcements.
Rodney-Ahhh!!! No!!.... turn that commercial off!!!

Angel-Seriously, Mike turn it off he's a promophobe !!!

Mike-Alright?
by P-Meizer May 5, 2010
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phomophobia

The fear of being friends with a homosexual on FaceBook.
I have phomophobia because I fear gay people so much that I can't even be their Facebook friend. I'm also referred to as a fucking pussy ass piece of shit of a person and most likely in the closet myself.
by DjBlairQ November 28, 2020
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Phobophobophobia

Intense fear of phobophobia is called phobophobophobia.
by Flool August 7, 2017
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Phoneophone

A word that is spelled the same way as another word when using a mobile phones keyboard.

Like a homophone, but on a phone.
Duck' is a phoneophone for 'fuck.
by 23456774343 July 30, 2011
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